Don’t trust crazy polish girls.
Corollary: don’t trust someone who drinks beer with a straw.
Explanation: you could find yourselves paying for a taxi to a strange club lost in the ass of the city and without even entering it, ’cause you seems to be in the movie “Hostel” instead of a nice night in a european capital. And finish the night walking back to the city center under the incessant irish rain.
…but in the end i had a fun time 
Tags: crazy people, fun, rules